the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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