once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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