Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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