Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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