Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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