come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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