love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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