I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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