We're like a lot better than the average bears
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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