Me. At least after what I've been through.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
