Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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