You really coming over, don't trick.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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