just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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