he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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