i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Randomize