only if we run a train.
done.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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