I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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