i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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