Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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