Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
well I can't set my house on fire every night
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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