If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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