His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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