Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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