How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
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