Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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