How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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