East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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