fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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