I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
