Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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