i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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