I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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