Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Come on in and take your pants off
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