He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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