So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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