Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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