So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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