I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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