you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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