I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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