Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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