BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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