I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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