i barfeds in our rink
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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