Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I had to cum in my sink.
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