whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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