I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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