just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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