do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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