i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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