He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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