shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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