Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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