He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
that is very illegal...i love you.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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