Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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