How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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