I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
She told me I should be a condom model.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Terrible idea I love it
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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